The Psychotic Water Box: Episode 1

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This is an animated short that I wrote about my fish (in order to escape having to write a paper on Run Lola Run). It stars Tim Burton, Slave, Maynard (yes THAT one), James (the one with a big dick), the black stripes, and some mormons.

Submitted: September 06, 2009

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FADE IN:

INT. TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

THE HUMAN, a deathly skinny punk rock chick with a bright red mowhawk, rolls over on the couch, throws the covers off her, and turns the lamp on. She rubs her eyes, trying to wake up, gets up and walks to...

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

The Human turns the kitchen lights on and starts to cook some organic crap she finds in the refrigerator. A ten gallon squarium with a large castle, beautiful scenery, and eleven various goldfish in it, sits on the counter.

INT. TEN GALLON AQUARIUM - CONTINUOUS

TIM BURTON, the biggest goldfish in the tank, swims all over the tank, in and out of the castle, and just struts his stuff in general.

TIM BURTON

Look at me! I'm Tim Burton! I bet you'd look good in black eyeliner, Johnny! Yeah, that's it.. put it on for Tim Burton.

Nervously following Tim Burton around is CRANK, the happy go-lucky wanna-be junkie goldfish.

CRANK

What? No! That shit's tested on animals...wait...I'm not Johnny! Who am I? Who are you? Why am I following some dick with a creative license to produce crap around like he's some sort of God?

Crank shoots off in another direction and mumbles incoherently to himself.

At the bottom of the tank, SLAVE, a beautiful intensely depressed goldfish, sits very silent and still. He adjusts his leather chaps and hits himself with his own chains.

A school of five goldfish all dressed alike, THE MORMONS, crowd around Slave.

THE MORMONS

(together)

You need to find Jesus! Jesus!

MORMON #4

He died for your sins, you mopey mother fucker!

MAYNARD, a legendary musician goldfish, sits at the bottom of the tank a few inches from Slave and The Mormons.

MAYNARD

Think for yourself! Question authority!

Suddenly, MEG and JACK BLACK, two weird musician goldfish (The Black Stripes), swim by The Mormons, throwing rocks at them. The Mormons shake their fists at The Black Stripes and continue to torture Slave.

MORMON #1

You're going to Hell, Sinner! I hope you'll be happy!

The Mormons swim away.

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

The Human takes a break from cooking the white stuff with no calories or nutritional value whatsoever and puts her face up against the tank.

INT. TEN GALLON AQUARIUM - CONTINUOUS

All the fish besides Maynard and Slave swim around crazily and scream.

The Human goes back to cooking.

Slave sighs heavily and starts to swim off. He wades through the oversized castle and up to the top of it. He sits on the roof of the castle and cries.

SLAVE

This is my letter to the world that never wanted to listen...

Crank quickly swims by.

CRANK

Don't do it! Don't jump!

The Mormons swim by casually.

MORMON #5

Jesus loves you! Find Jesus and he will save your wretched soul!

Jack swims over to The Mormons and throws a copy of The Satanic Bible at them. It hits Mormon #3 in the face and he passes out. Meg and Jack laugh in unison. They swim away as soon as The Mormons approach them to get revenge.

SLAVE

I wish I was outside!

EXT. TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS

Slave flips around on the cement.

INT. TEN GALLON AQUARIUM - CONTINUOUS

Slave jumps off the roof, but instead of falling, he swims to the bottom.

Mormon #4 swims by.

MORMON #4

You're a fish, you fucking dumbass!

Slave swims away to an empty corner.

INT. TEN GALLON AQUARIUM - NIGHT

A few minutes later, JAMES, a beautiful goldfish with a ten-inch tail, swims into Slave's corner. Slave notices his big erect tail and smiles wide.

They swim off together happily.

Maynard sits peacefully in his original spot.

MAYNARD

I'd like to dedicate this next song, to...I don't know...the fine art of anal sex.


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