The Spread

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
We are all guilty, and one by one we fall.

Submitted: May 12, 2007

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Submitted: May 12, 2007




The Spread



Turn by turn the evil was created.


A moment on my lips, an eternity on my hips.

It all went straight to my ass.


Deceptive sweet and salty taste;


On sale at Wal-Mart; it goes straight to your heart.

Soon you'll need triple bypass.


Scrape the bottom of the jar.


We ran out yesterday, a little goes a long way

You know you'll be out to get more.


Breakfast is served.


Pancakes and toast, that's when we love it the most,

And we use it on loud squeaky doors.


Convenient any where you go


Easier on your day, use it as a spray

Heart attack in a squeeze bottle.


Two minute warning


You feel kind of dumb, as your left side goes numb,

And your heart is now running full throttle.


Diet America


Enjoy it by the tubes, now enjoy your Double D boobs,

But butter IS your favorite food. 




People drop dead, from using the spread,

But Mmmm...Mmmm,

Breakfast never tasted so good.


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