Body Odour

Body Odour

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This is a poem about personal hygiene, and they are oblivious to the fact they stink.
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This is a poem about personal hygiene, and they are oblivious to the fact they stink.

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Submitted: November 08, 2013

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Submitted: November 08, 2013

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You don’t know you have BO?

But your aroma tells me so

Stale sweat, unwashed clothes

It permeates around my nose

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Do you aspire to perspire?

That fusty musty smell is dire

Best go home and have a wash

Give yourself a real good splosh

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Your personal hygiene needs attention

Keep my mouth shut

Best not to mention

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I know it can be clinical

I’m being rather cynical

It’s not a medical disorder

Purchase some wash powder and bicarb of soda

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Deodorant or aftershave

May well mask this nauseas wave

Your jacket smells so much

Like a tangy cheese, an unwashed crutch

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I always smell an essence

When I am within your presence

It’s not a floral smell

More like rotting fauna

Ugh bloody ell !

 

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