Inside The Belly of the Beast

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Oh shit nigga. //Sequel to the fat ass, part 4\\\\

Submitted: November 11, 2013

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Fat ass walks up to me, licking the salsa off her chin, jezz, what a fat ass, she should be named fat ass or somethi- oh wait, nevermind.

"Hello husband, very nice to EAT you!", she grabs my leg and shoves it into her mouth. Before I knew it, I was inside the belly of the beast. Holy cow nipples, I fell into a city of gram crackers. THERE'S FUCKING GRAM CRACKER PEOPLE. One walks up to me, tapping me on the back as I turn around, it begins to speak to me,

"Inside the belly of the beast you are, escape, you must." Oh my fat ass, they're yoda gram crackers. I take a bite out of his arm, then he transforms into a gram cracker's final form, the ultimate form, super-duper gram cracker. It karate chops me around the street, landing into a gram cracker building. Jesus fuck this is one strong gram cracker. It roars the roar of fat asses belly when hungry, which could rumble heaven itself. This was it, I was about to die from one of my favorite crackers...


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