The end is near.

I awake in the rumble of my house. Oh god, what has Fatass done? Everything is gone...destoryed by her fat waves. I can't believe it...the entire world just...just broke. How do you break the world, you may ask. Well, the hell if I know. All I know is that she broke it. Everything is rumble, and everyone is hunting for food. Now there is two tribes. Piss yellow and period blood red. As these tribes fight to the death and strive for dear live, only one thing stops them...Fatass. SHE ROARS A MIGHTY ROAR, FLYING FROM THE SKY AND SMASHING DOWN ON HER ENEMIES, WHICH IS EVERYONE. THIS IS NOWHERE TO HIDE FROM FATASS OTHER THAN THE VEGETABLE SECTION IN BI-LO. THE ONLY WEAPONS TO USE AGAINST HER IS VEGETABLES AS WELL, AND I'M DOWN TO MY LAST CARROT. SOON ENOUGH, I'LL RUN OUT AND SHE'LL GET ME. THIS IS THE END OF ALL MANKIND.


Submitted: May 19, 2014

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