Tricking Fertilization

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It's funny and true...and I guess it's funny because it's true

Submitted: August 31, 2012

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Pregnancy….

Hopefully someday very soon I will have an entry that states I am pregnant.  But, right now we are trying.  We’ve been trying now for about 4 months.  I’m actually expecting my P on September 8th.  Fingers crossed I don’t get it!! I’m scared.  I’m scared things are too good to be true between me and him and we won’t be able to have a baby for some reason or it is going to be extremely difficult.  I try to time my ovulation and Edwin holds on to his, in my opinion, meaningless superstitions of not speaking about it or claiming outloud that I’m not but secretly wishing I am, in hopes of somehow tricking the…master of the universe? Fate? God?  I don’t who or what he feels is in control of it but he seriously believes his actions will outsmart it/her/him one day. And I’m sure when I am pregnant he will expect thanks for his cunning reverse psychology.


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