An Intro to Myself ;)

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Just a little tongue-in-cheek verse about myself :)

Submitted: January 01, 2014

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The Kernel:


A wannabe writer of morbid gore
Has a tongue more acidic than H2SO4
If an acquaintance innocently calls her “Miss”
“It’s Ms” she’ll snarl and screech and hiss

As a kid she was never an adorable bunny
[She could give Kate the Shrew a run for her money]
While bystanders clucked and moaned in despair
She stamped her foot and bawled “I DON’T CARE”

She likes to preen, and be flattered
Whenever she’d proved wrong, her ego’s battered
She sometimes gets petulant, vicious, catty
Or wallows in self pity, or becomes bratty

“I need cuddles and compliments” she might think
But what she needs are the services of a shrink


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