Blame the Rum

Poem by: much2say

Summary

Oh how different things look with beer goggles on!! Just a bit of humour to brighten the day

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Submitted: July 19, 2007

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Submitted: July 19, 2007

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He appeared from out of know where

As I glanced around the room

My legs turned all to jelly

And my heart let out a boom

 

I steered myself towards him

Checking out his bum

I felt the urge to squeeze it

So I gulped double rum

 

From the first word we spoke

I knew he was the one

Who said days of romance

Were all but dead and gone

 

We’ll have a big with wedding

A house in Liverpool

And of course well send our children

To a very posh school

 

Our date was planned

I was almost ready

It won’t be long

We’ll soon be steady

 

Who was this stood before me?

Food stains on his shirt

I prayed to god

We had done nothing more than flirt

 

So once again

The time has come

To just lay off

The double rum


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Oh how different things look with beer goggles on!! Just a bit of humour to brighten the day
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