Drastic Fantastic

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic

extreme plastic surgery

Drastic fantastic,

your face is now plastic,

your breasts are tucked under your chin.

You’ve been stapled and tucked,

and you don’t give a fuck

that your body’s so painfully thin.

From your calves, to your arse,

not much would now pass

as a figure for feminine pride.

Top-heavy, air-headed,

face Botox-embedded,

there’s nothing that you haven’t tried.

They say “what a pity,

your face was so pretty

now it’s all been ‘enhanced’, and ‘refined’.

If you go for a run,

please watch out for the sun,

‘cause it won’t leave all that much behind.”

Do you care? Not a bit,

‘cause you know they talk shit.

They’re just jealous, because you’re a fox.

Sure, you might be in debt,

but they seem to forget

it was worth it; ‘cause your body rocks!

Submitted: June 21, 2010

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Great poem, dude! I love the rhyme and the raw honesty with the curse words!

Mon, June 21st, 2010 6:02pm


Thank you :)

Mon, June 21st, 2010 10:37pm


Great flow. Whatever makes someone feel good about themselves right?

Tue, June 22nd, 2010 5:10am


That's one way of looking at it lol ^.^

Mon, June 21st, 2010 10:41pm

City Of Evil

That was a fucking awesome poem, their is no gentle way of putting that, you are, my friend, amusingly awesome.It sounds like all the hollywood girls and actresses these days, I cant wait to read more of your poems, tell me when you post them :)


Wed, June 23rd, 2010 9:28am


Thank you! Inspiration usually strikes in the form of me slagging someone off lol ^.^

Wed, June 23rd, 2010 6:11am

Nacre Aura

Good job.. :)

Thu, July 1st, 2010 4:51am



Fri, July 2nd, 2010 8:40am


Fabulous! I've never said that word in my life, it makes me sound like a faggot. But it was fabulous! You are going to be the next Ian Dury! or David Bowie! Well Done! :)

Wed, July 7th, 2010 9:20am


Thanks! glad you like it. Don't quite see myself as a poet or anything, though. Only really started poetry when I joined Booksie, and Iv'e only attempted one 'serious' piece.
(Guess it can't be all bad if I'm bringing out your inner fag) XD Thanks for the kind comments ^.^

Wed, July 7th, 2010 7:46am

Joseph Eastwood

haha love it! you're quite the talented writer x

Fri, July 9th, 2010 6:05am


Thank you :D I guess I have my moments, lol
Thanks for all your comments

Sat, July 10th, 2010 8:33am


all right, now i'm really starting to get jealous. i love your humor and all that talent you have in your little finger. you made me laugh. yuk, yuk. bruce

Fri, April 1st, 2011 6:56am


Aw, you make me blush!lol Thanks again ^_^

Fri, April 1st, 2011 4:08am

ben hardstaff

Very amusing. You showed great skill with your rhyme structure in this poem. A very easy, enjoyable read. So true too. I really like your poetry, and i don't often get impressed.

Sun, January 27th, 2013 10:28am


That's so nice of you to say, thank you ^_^

Sun, January 27th, 2013 10:00am

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