I don't like Windoze

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Its one of those days....
(with due apologies to Sir Bob)

Submitted: September 29, 2012

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The silicon chip inside my pc
Gets switched to overload.
And I’m not gonna do any work today,
I’m going to be stuck all day on the phone.
And the help desk don’t understand me,
They always said XP was as good as DOS.
And they can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
Why my screen should just be blue (hoo, hoo boo hoo hoo)


Tell me why ?
I don't like Windows.
Tell me why?
I don't like XP.
Tell me why?
I don't like Vista.

I want to shut

My PC down. (down, down down down)

The shredding machine is kept so clean
As it shreds to a waiting bin.
My Manager feels shocked,
IT’s world is rocked,

And their thoughts turn to
my screen because its’ still blue,

And my hard drive aint’ too big,
no, it ain't too big to re-format right now.
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to shutdown? (down, down down down)

Tell me why?
I don't like Windows.
Tell me why?
I don't like XP.
Tell me why?
I don't like Vista.
I want to shut

My PC down.

All the servers have crashed in the server room
I have to play with my mouse for a while.
We’re going home early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson is how to reboot.
And then the modem crackles,
And the speaker rattles,
‘Cos the problem is in the Flash.
And they can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to crash? (hash, hash hash hash)

Tell me why?
I don't like Windows.
Tell me why?
I don't like XP.
Tell me why?
I don't like Vista.
I want to shoot
Microsoft  down.


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