I'm not your stalker.

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a humorous poem I wrote about my stalker. There is this girl who continues to constantly stalk me, but she should know better now to have no contact with me, because she knows I will take legal action against her.

I hope you enjoy the humor in this poem. I've turned something very ugly into something funny, in order to keep positive in spite of her messed up cyberstalking.

Submitted: October 29, 2009

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Submitted: October 29, 2009

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I'm Not Your Stalker
I’m not your stalker
just because I watch you
and constantly drive by your residence.

I’m not your stalker
Just because I opened an account on
Xanga only to view your site
then had some of my
friends do the same.

I’m not your stalker
just because I pretended to be your friend
and get information for your ex-husband and
for my own personal gain.

I’m not your stalker
just because I took pictures of your ex-husband
and your children with me at an amusement park…
then posted them on myspace with my mom.

I’m not your stalker
just because I constantly "check up" on your
internet activity.

I'm not your stalker
just because I contacted you again
by way of the internet and won't leave you alone.

I'm not your stalker
just because it has been since 2005
that I've known you from only a distance
and I continue to be obsessed with you and
your life.

I'm not your stalker
just because you've warned me to stop contacting you
and I continue to message you online from time to time.

I'm not your stalker
just because I can't stop lurking on the internet
after you day and night and have my friends
harass you for me.

I'm not your stalker
I'm just envious.
what do you mean you want a restraining order?


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