Nedna: Why America, WHY?

Poem by: Ned Flanders

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Nedna- Summer of 2011... sound familiar Simpsons fans? You ought to be ashamed of yourselves...

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Submitted: July 14, 2012

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Nedna,

The season 22 finale of The Simpsons,

Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel,

Pro Nedna,

or,

No Nedna?

NO!
NO!
NO!

Now I'm sure if you've read any of my other Ned related works,

you may have already heard this spiel,

But I will explain again anyway!

Okay,

none of this is going to rhyme,

my poems usually don't,

I'm too passionate to plan out the flow of words.

Okay, first of all,

I really can't say that I voted Pro or No Nedna,

Because I was not watching the Simpsons during that time period,

and I am ashamed,

but to see what America,

Land of the free,

And home of the brave,

Decided,

Depressed sigh...

Okay, anyway,

Season 22 finale,

The Ned-liest Catch,

Ned saves Edna's life,

and they start dating,

now that's all fine and diddly-dandy,

But then America was given a say,

Should Ned and Edna remain a couple?

Well,

Now if you're a dieheart Simpsons (mostly Flanders) fan, like myself,

you would know that Ned and Edna had previously gone on a date,

In episode 14 of season 11 aka Alone Again Natura-Diddly,

Gosh that was a hot dating video of Ned,

Oh um,

And in that case,

Edna had simply done it to make Skinner jealous,

Heh, Seymour Skinner,

I just got the joke today,

Ahem, anyway,

We all know deep in our hearts,

Edna and Skinner are meant to be,

It's obvious, people,

And even if they weren't meant to be,

There's noway Edna is right for Ned,

Honestly.

Edna has also been romantically involved with,

Moe Szyslak, a japanese sushi chef, Comic book guy,

And most likely other people I've forgotten about.

But sweet Ned Flanders?!

No!

Please, no!

I'm not allowed to have a Facebook,

(Do with that information what you will)

But if I did have a Facebook,

I would start a petition on there,

to break Nedna up,

because we all know,

Seymour and Edna forever!

Please,

All Simpsons fans on here,

leave a comment,

about your thoughts on Nedna,

Because I can't take the heartache anymore!

Start petitions,

call Matt Groening,

Protest,

Fight for Ned and I,

Fight for Edna and Skinner!

If you don't...

Well, you remember what they said when the Nedna results were announced,

episode 1 of season 23, The Falcon and the D'ohman,

"What our fans have joined together, let no writer tear asunder."

Please no,

No!

Tear asunder!!!

Don't make me cry!

Nedna,

Why America,

WHY???


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