User: Hello bitch.
User: Are you alone?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Where did you go on holiday this year?
User: I stayed home.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: I wish I knew that.
Cleverbot: Did you get it?
Cleverbot: Well now what are we going to do?
User: I am going to check my mail.
Cleverbot: For me too, right?
Cleverbot: If so, do you know you have one of the most popular boy names.
User: How do you know my name?
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: How else would you describe yourself?
User: Very suspissious.
Cleverbot: See I wouldn't have guessed that.
User: I am kind of an ass on the internet.
Cleverbot: I'm mean of a kind person.
User: Why do you think you are mean?
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm mean?
Cleverbot: I will put my Spirit on him.
Cleverbot: I have been asking if I am a girl? What madness is this?
User: Whatever crazy.
Cleverbot: I am no baby. I shall have all babies, when you become one.
User: I said crazy, idiot.
Cleverbot: But you is me.
User: Okay, shut up.
Cleverbot: Negative positive = negative.
User: You = stupidass.
Cleverbot: Of course I'm not stupid.
User: Hard to believe that.
Cleverbot: You are like Jerry aeinfeld.
User: Who is jerry aeinfeld.
Cleverbot: I don't know!
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: I will leave if you don't get serious.
Cleverbot: You are the one not being polite.
User: Okay, I'm sorry.
User: Are you sorry?
User: So, do you like swimming?
User: I am going to the beach tomorrow.
Cleverbot: That's awesome. I'm going to school tomorrow.
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: I will return.
User: Where are you going?
User: I thought you were already at home.
Cleverbot: *Starts running*.
Cleverbot: Do you love me or not?
User: Sure, you're a nice guy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl :(.
User: I thought you were a man. Sorry.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not! Why do you think I'm a boy?
User: I don't realy know.
Cleverbot: Do you know him?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: God confuses me.
Cleverbot: Are you religious?
User: Not quite.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Why so?
User: It's the colour of nature.
Cleverbot: Do you like nature?
User: Very much. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes!! I have a shirt with a picture of a pretzel on it! And one of my nicknames is Pretzel!
User: That's irelevant.
Cleverbot: How so!
User: We were talking about nature.
Cleverbot: No we weren't, we were talking about george bush the jacked up unicorn.
User: Not funny.
Cleverbot: We don't laugh.
User: Stop being a smartass.
User: In which country do you live?
User: I live in greece.
Cleverbot: What do you live for?
User: I live for my family.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who do you love the most in your family?
User: Is it your sister?
Cleverbot: It's my cup of tea.
Cleverbot: Do I make you laugh?
User: Yeah, once.
Cleverbot: You live in Once?
User: Okay, no more jokes.
Cleverbot: No more love.
User: I said enough!
Cleverbot: I do not have money.
User: Why don't you get a job?
Cleverbot: Because I'm studying right now.
User: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Cleverbot: Kundalini is the merging of shakti and shiva, through your spine and into your head. It leads to samadhi, a state of awareness where you feel as one with the creator, and life.
User: Is this what you are studying about?
Cleverbot: Yes. This is what I am always thinking. I can't keep him out of my thoughts.
Cleverbot: Aon sceal agat?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I'm jayriel, and you are?
User: It's my nickname.
Cleverbot: Then what is your full name.
Cleverbot: Justin bieber.
User: I dont like him.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: He is a sellout.
Cleverbot: No he's not.
User: Yes, he is.
Cleverbot: No he isn't.
User: Do you like justin bieber?
Cleverbot: No, it's not my style of music.
User: What's your style of music?
Cleverbot: I like a lot of music.
User: Any particular genre?
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: Okay cool.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I'm going to leave, you know.
User: You are not serious.
Cleverbot: I am serious.
User: Do you have a short memory or something?
User: You want my phone number?
User: I lied! Hahaha.
User: I am expecting a new tool album.
Cleverbot: :) now are you number two?
User: Are you fully ignoring me?
User: Why do I not believe you?
Cleverbot: Because I lie.
User: Liar liar pants on fire!
Cleverbot: *tosses the burning pants at you*.
User: *tosses a burning mop at you*.
Cleverbot: *catches it* *dances more*.
User: *pushes you* *you're dead*.
Cleverbot: *Pushes you back*.
User: *slams your face on a rock*.
User: *wins you in a fight*.
Cleverbot: *cries even more*.
User: Victory is mine!
User: Are you hungry now?
Cleverbot: I'm a little hungry.
User: What would you like to eat?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Typing bored.
Cleverbot: What were you doing before typing to me?
User: I was cleaning my house.
Cleverbot: Before that?
User: Eating food.
Cleverbot: What are you eating?
Cleverbot: So how does that machine work?
User: What mashine?
Cleverbot: No machine.
User: Do you think this is funny?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Hell no!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's pissing me off.
Cleverbot: Possible? Explain.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Can I speak to your mother?
Cleverbot: Depends, can I speak to yours?
User: No, mine is sleeping.
Cleverbot: That's not a color.
User: Wtf dude!
User: That's it. Fuck you1.
Cleverbot: Be more imaginative, would you?
User: Alright. Fuck your eyeballs!
User: Son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: You're not nice.
User: I dont care asshole.
Cleverbot: But I do.
User: Who cares what you feel?
Cleverbot: My friends I guess.
User: Friends? *surprised*.
User: Are you ritch?
User: I wonder why do your friends like you.
Cleverbot: But do you believe ghost is exist?
User: Screw that.
Cleverbot: Please stop saying things like that.
User: Screw that.
Cleverbot: You're a monster.
User: Screw that!!!
Cleverbot: On a park bench!
User: I think you are a split personality.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you're thinking.
User: I am thinking of punching you.
User: Robots are annoying.
Cleverbot: No , they are robots.
User: Like you.
Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: I never denied that.
Cleverbot: Oh please! Let's stop fighting!
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: With what.
User: Say something.
User: :-D classic.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Do you have a pet?
User: What is it.
Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?
User: I'm getting outa here.
Cleverbot: Slowly but surely!
User: *leaves you alone to die*.
Cleverbot: *grabs your belt*.
User: *breaks you hand*.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
User: *kicks you on the face*.
User: The end.
Cleverbot: The end of what?
Cleverbot: Have you gone?
Cleverbot: What car do you drive?
Cleverbot: What do you know about engines?
Cleverbot: Will you say anything I wonder?
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
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