“Lydia and the vampire

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: November 24, 2018

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*Lydia* “mommy how do I know if I’m not a vampire?”

 

*mom* “have you ever been bitten by the undead?”

 

*Lydia* well Not the undead but I did get bit by a guy outside who hangs around back allies and sleeps near a dumpster?...Does that make me a vampire?”

 

*Mom* No but we have to get you to the emergency room now.”

 

*Lydia* mommy I’m scared I’m a vampire.”

 

*doctor* “What seems to be the problem?” 

 

*Lydia* “I’m a vampire I was bitten by the undead.”

 

*doctor* Hmm Vampire? You say?”

 

*Mom* Lydia Stop it! Sorry doctor she was but by a homeless man behind an alley.”

 

*Doctor* “ok well give her a shot...Don’t worry this will prevent any Vampireness in your bloodstream.” 

 

*lydia* “thank you. I was kinda looking forward to being a vampire.” 

 

*everyone laughs* 

 

*the doctor exists the building fast and gets on his phone.”

 

*Doctor* Nosferatu are you crazy? You can’t go around bitting kids in the streets!” 

 

*Doctor* “Why? Your a bloody vampire that’s why. This little girl is going to turn now and drink her families blood thanks to you.” 

 

*Doctor* “ yeah I’m still coming over Saturday for the blood drive wouldn’t miss it!”


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