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Submitted: August 29, 2010

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? So wanna go back to my place? ? I dunno, will two people fit under a rock? ___________________________________________________________________________ ?Hey baby, what's your sign? ? Do not enter. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? [[ man ]] Hey, c'mon you know we're both at the same bar for a reason! ? [[ woman ]] YEAH! Let's pick up some chicks! ___________________________________________________________________________ ? If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. ? If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? I want to give myself to you. ? Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Hi. Didn't we date once? Or was it twice? ? Must've been once. I wouldn't make the same mistake twice. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Your place or mine? ? Both, you go to yours, and I'll go to mine. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? How did you get to be so beautiful? ? I must've been given your share. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? I'd go through anything for you. ? Cool, lets start with your bank accounts. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Your body is a temple. ? Sorry, there are no services today. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? I can tell you want me. ? Oh you're so right. I want you to leave. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Hey baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time. ? You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing cheques your body can't cash. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Hey cutie, how about you and I hitting the hot spots? ? Sorry, I don't date outside my species. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? I'm here to fufill your every sexual fantasy. ? You mean you have both a donkey and a great dane?! ___________________________________________________________________________ ? [[ man ]] So what do you do for a living? ? [[ woman ]] I'm a female impersonator. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Have I seen you some place before? ? Yes, i'm the receptionist at the VD clinic. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Can I buy you a drink? ? Actually I'd rather have the money. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? I would go to the end of the world for you. ? Sure, but would you stay there? ___________________________________________________________________________ ? How do you like your eggs in the morning? ? Unfertilised. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Haven't I seen you some place before? ? Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? Is this seat empty? ? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. ___________________________________________________________________________ ? ANY PICK UP LINE. ? I like your approach, now lets see your departure. ___________________________________________________________________________ ?May I see you pretty soon? ?Don't you think I'm pretty now? ___________________________________________________________________________ ?Your hair color is fabulous. ?Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. ___________________________________________________________________________ ?You look like a dream. ?Go back to sleep. ___________________________________________________________________________ ?What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? ?What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? ___________________________________________________________________________ ?Do you clean your clothes with Windex? Because I see myself in your pants. ?No, but you should invest in some of that Windex cause your view is seriously cloudy. ___________________________________________________________________________


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