The Goofball cronicles

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The adventures of Sandfairy, Eternal Mustard, chz bro, and more. Enjoy@

Submitted: November 07, 2009

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"Get away from me, you oversized dairy product!" Erernal Mustard exclaimed. "Serves you right needlenose!" chz bro retaliated. "Are you referring to my gorgeous face?" Eternal Mustard said modestly. "Gorgeous? Riiiiiight..." "I'm the Sandfairy!" Sandfairy declared with exuberant glee. "Wonderful. Six billion people in this world and we get stuck with him. WHY?!?!?!?""Is everything all right?" Bubbles asked. "Tell me again, how did we turn this argument into a four person debate?" Eternal Mustard asked. "Everything's fine." chz bro said. "I love you, and nothing is wrong."That was good enough for Bubbles. She continued on happily as she had been before. "And as for you..." chz bro turned his attention to the Sandfairy. "Don't you have something to do? Win the nomination for Miss Cuba for the upcoming tryouts. I'll pack your bags." "Ha-ha." Sandfairy replied. "What are you two arguing about anyway?""Oh, it's just that Eternal Mustard insists that he's the cheese king. If ya love cheese SO MUCH, why don't you marry it?!?!?!" "Oh, you didn't know?"Eternal Mustard said in a curious tone. "What are you talking about." The plaque." Eternal Mustard directed himself to the framed document on the wall. Chz bro moved in for a closer look. "It's... it's a marriage license! You're... legally married to CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't believe this. You probably got this off the internet. Yeah, that's it! It's a hoax!""No, it's not! In fact, cheese's legal name now is Eternal Cheese Mustard! Go to the supermarket and see for yourself!""You know what? I will!" and with that, chz bro was off.
As chz bro headed for the shop, he contemplated all that had happened that day. Stupid Eternal Mustard and his stupid little marriage license! Hey, what's that I hear? Chz bro listened again. Sure enough he heard a noise. It continued to grow until it was close enough to be recognized as footsteps. As the noise got louder still, now a silhouette was viewable in the midst, but not yet close enough to tell what it was. "What is that? Is it an ostrich? Oh my gosh, what if it's big bird?!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT BIG BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"chz bro looked up, and the figurewasseen to be a cowboy with a large gun. "Oh, thank goodness."I... I thoughtit was big bird.""Hey, would you by any chance happen to have six fingers?"said the man."Not since the last time I checked.""Sigh.Figures. Yousee. a long while ago..." "I don't have time for this!!!"chz bro then decided it was a good time to jog the rest of the way. At last, he approached the large storewith the neon sign. "Now, where is the cheese...." and no sooner than the words could escape his lips, his phonerang. "Aisle six." said the voice on the other end. It was Eternal Mustard. "How on earth didyou hear me?!"Wait, did you hack my phone again? That would explain why all my ringtones are from the Hannah Montana movie..." "Uh, no, yes, maybe, that's not the point! I'm physic!" "Uh huh. Sure. And wipe that grin off your face!" "Alright smarty," Eternal Mustard said smugly, "How did you know I was smiling?" " I can hear it! Goodbye!" He hung up, and chz bro headed to aisle six.
"You have got to be freakin kidding me." chz bro stared at the package of dairy marked "Eternal Cheese Mustard". "This is fat! Next thing you know, they'll tell me they have super stupendous extra fun crunchy peanut butter!" "Oh, you're in the wrong aisle for that," a helpful saleswoman admonished. "Just go down to lane ten." "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" chz bro washyperventilating. "Ummm, I think that another customerneeds me. If you need anything else.... ask Bob."Chz bro then began to laugh. "Runs fastfor a gal in heels, does she?" He then purchased the cheese and left. He couldn't believe it. "Really, are you serious? Eternal Mustard wasn't joking after all. The goober! Today is probably going to be the apocalypse or something." He walked through the door to hear the television blaring. "And the world will end today at 4 p.m." The t.v. declared loudly. Chz bro checked his watch. It was three fifty-nine p.m. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chz bro dove into the couch, startling Sandfairy and Eternal Mustard, who were sitting upon it. "GEEZ, bro, you have never reacted so strongly to a movie I've rented before. I mean it's, no blockbuster, but surely..." "Nevermindthat. Oh, and here's the cheese you wanted. You were right." "I told you," Eternal Mustard was definitely pleased with himself. "Hey, where's the super stupendous extra fun crunchy peanut butter?" "DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?" chz bro gave him a look so bloodshot and terrifying that chills went up his spine. "Uh, forget it. I don't need peanut butter." "I'M THE FREAKIN SANDFAIRY!!!!!" Sandfairy could no longer stand being out of the conversation. "Go. Away. Now." Eternal Mustard and chz bro alike wished he would just go away. "You're just jealous of my sand skillz." "Uh. Yeah, whatever, if that will get you to leave, then that's exactly it." "I knew it! I knew it!" Sandfairy was very pleased with himself. "Sure. Bye!" and chz bro shoved Sandfairy out the door, still pleading his case. "But wait! I live here! Where am I supposed to go?" SLAM!!!!!!!!"That takes care of a lot of problems. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. I am the true cheese king!""Ha! In your dreams! I'm the qualified one!""Neither of you are qualified!I should be the cheese king!"Sandfairy stood before them. "You got back in here? How is that even possible?!" chz bro said. "Because I... am AWESOME!!!!!!!"Eternal Mustard raised one eyebrow. "The key was under the mat, wasn't it?" "Uh, that too! But that's far from the point. The moral of the story is I am the cheese king!""LIES!!" Eternal Mustard and chz bro yelled at the same time. "chz bro, you my friend, are UNFIT to rule over cheese! And as for Eternal Mustard, you are just jealous because I am way more awesome and if I might add, better looking. But that goes without saying." then Eternal Mustard began tolaugh so hard tears rolled down his cheeks. He changed colors, from normal to purple, from purple to blue. His hysteria continued until he couldn't breathe anymore. "Gasp, gasp.... omigosh. That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. EVER." Then he chuckled some more. "You are so envious it's not even funny." Sandfairy insisted. "I'm just stating a true fact. Plus, you couldn't survive a day as the cheese king." "Now you take that back!!!!""Idon't see why any of you are arguing. It's not your decision to make." They all froze in humble fear until Sandfairy squeaked, "Is... is that who I think it is?" "Okay," chz bro directed, "Just turn around slowly..."they all turned, and standing before them in all awesomeness was Chuck Norris. He spoke once more. "As I was saying, I make the decision of who's cheese king.""Yessir..." all three agreed. Only Eternal Mustard was bold enough to say something else. "Will you sign my t-shirt??? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseee??" "I have a better idea." Chuck then lightly (extremely lightly) roundhouse-kicked Eternal Mustard through a wall. "Now, you have you very own footprint imprinted on your abdominals. Plus, that's never coming off." "WHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO-HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eternal Mustard was very pleased with his new signature. Then they all quarreled over who Chuck Norris was to pick to be the king. Chuck quieted them, then said, "I suppose you are all fit to be cheese king, so decide amongst yourselves. Continue." and as soon as he came, he was gone. "Now what?" chz bro said, and his question was answered by a loud explosion outside. "Dangit. I thought she wasn't anywhere near here." chz bro muttered. They all went outside to find Chaos wreaking havoc on a nearby house. "Hey!!!!! Lasso's coming soon. He said something about 'rueing the day and revenge.' Yeah, I don't know either." "There he is!" Sandfairy said, "Now, please, don't cause mayhem near our house. We would like to keep it, and I just paid my share of the rent!!!!!!!!" "Oh-fine." said Chaos, visibly upset. "Omg! Gustav! What'd I miss, ya'll?" Lasso questioned. "I wish I could miss your face." Chaos swiftly replied. "Well, you are a loser! And how do you like my new MAN-PURSE? Awesome, I know." Lasso retaliated. Chaos, her face without expression, swiftly raised her weapon and blew the purse right off Lasso's shoulder, knocking him on his back. "Oh my gosh!" Eternal Mustard screamed. "Did you hurt the purse?!" "Very...funny." Lasso got to his feet, took his latest invention out of his pocket, and aimed it at Chaos. He shot her, knocking her also flat on her back. "Lol!" Lasso joked. Bubbles re-entered, and said "Am I missing something?""No, right now everything's boring." chz bro replied. "Oh, but it will not soon be so," Lasso laughed to himself. "Soon, revenge will be mine, ALL MINE!!!" "Dude, we can hear you." Eternal Mustard said. "Uh, I'll be right... Just a sec...hmmm..." Not able to find a good response, Lasso ran away as fast as he could to extract revenge...
It was a new day on the horizon for Eternal Mustard, Sandfairy, and chz bro. They sat happily, about to eat breakfast when Bubbles and Chaos walked through the door. "You know," Sandfairy said, "We have a custom here in America, its called 'knocking'. Isn't that wild?!" Bubbles glared at him, while Chaos stood still, her face deep in thoughts of apparent glee. "Gee, you look happy. What's up?" chz bro inquired. "I just killed a herd of wildebeests." "Oh, that's nice." "With a butter knife." Chaos replied, then sunk back into her world of joy. All four stared at her in horror. Eternal Mustard broke the silence by saying, "I think I'm going to have cold cereal instead of toast today." "So....how was your day Bubbles?" chz bro desperately attempted to change the subject. "I watched her with the wildebeests." "Wonder-ful." Before anyone could touch upon the subject matter, the wall of the small house was torn apartby a man in a doc-oc-like costume. "Aw come on!I just got finished telling Chaos that I paid off the rent yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sandfairy screamed with passion. As they ran outside to face the villian, they could see it was Lasso. "What the-" Eternal Mustard said."Yes!!!!!!!!!!Revenge!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!" Lasso rubbed his hands together in an evil manner. "Take that!!!!!!!!!!!!" He aimed at chz bro, then exclaimed."Prepare for the ultimate enemy!!!!" "HE'S GOT A RADIO!"Sandfairy screamed in revulsion. "RUNAWAY!!!!" "What's he playing?" Bubbles asked. Eternal Mustard answered her question. "He's... playing... BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Try as they may, they could not escape the Best of Both Worlds wrath. One by one they collapsed, until Lasso had cornered all of them. "Ah ha ha ha ha! I have you right where I want you! Bow! Bow I say!" "I... I can't believe my own best friend would betray me." Eternal Mustard was in total shock. "My only question is... why?!" "Because," Lasso began, having obviously prepared for this question, "You guys fought over being the king of cheese and never invited ME!!!!!! I want to be the king of cheese!!!"Sandfairy shook his head. "We don't have any more room for cheese king wannabes. I am clearly the most capable, and have only allowed these two bozos to challenge me." chz bro could take no more. "STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All eyes were automatically on him. "We've spent all this time fighting, and where has it gotten us?" "Uh, if I may interrupt," Sandfairy said, "Don't go all peacemaker on us." "Fine." chz bro went at a different angle this time. "Why don't we all just be the king of what are names imply. Eternal Mustard can be the king of mustard, Sandfairy can be the king of sand, and I can be the cheese king.How about that?""That's... not bad actually." Eternal Mustard and Sandfairy said at the same time. "Wait... what about me?" asked Lasso. "The king of rope!"chz bro said. "Brilliant!" Lasso was as pleased as the rest of them. "The king of mustard... I love it!" "Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!! There's more sand than cheese, mustard, and rope COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sandfairy exclaimed with joyous sound. Bubbles and Chaos went over to talk to chz bro. "So do you think everyone's happy?" Bubbles inquired. They all turned their attention to Sandfairy, who was giving a pep talk to the nearest sand overlooking the beach. "Sand! UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then he eagerly awaited their reaction. When the sand stayed where it was, undaunted, he said, "Don't worry! You'll get the hang of it!" and continued to pep them up. "I think everyone's going to be okay." chz bro assured them. And all was happy in the land.
"Okay... now what?"Eternal Mustard asked chz bro. "Well, we're not fighting.... what else are we good at?"Sandfairy, paying no attention to anyone, no supprise there, said to himself "You know, if we couldget acouple of robot suits, I bet we could control this stuff." He held a handful of sand in one palm, and watched it slip through his fingers. "THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"chz bro screamed, so loud in fact that people in Mongolia were yelling"What the heck was that?!?!" looked up to see hissix friends with horrified expressions. "Bubbles, did your hair always stick up like that?" "Yes honey," Bubbles said in a sarcastic tone. "I just love the electric-voltage look." Chaos was not amused with his outburst. "What's so special anyway? Finally found that personality you've been missing for fourteen years? That's it! It's right over here!""Very funny," chz bro was even less amused with her comeback. "What I mean is, if we build some robotic suits, we could be even more AWESOME!!!!!!""You totally got that idea from me."Sandfairy finally got in on the conversation."Yes Sandfairy, youactually did something right for once." "Yeah! Round of applause!"Eternal Mustard cried out, then clapped in a circle. "Standing O!" Lasso backed Eternal Mustard up, then he stood tall whilst making an O shape with his arms. "Stupid narrator." Sandfairy said."Who actually uses the word whilst?!" "Seal of approval!" Eternal Mustard responded, not paying any heed to Sandfairy.Eternal Mustard then slapped his hands together, and then barked like a seal. "Knock it off you two. Lasso, you're an inventor, right." "Yes, chz bro. Where... are you going with this?" "You think you could build some suits?""Why not? It might take a week or two, just saying." "Perfect!" chz bro said."Well, what are you waiting for? Go to work!" "Wait," Bubbles stopped the process. "What about us? Chaos and I should be part of this too." "Okay," Lasso, then contemplating the idea, decided that it was a good idea. "Okay, queen of bubbles, and chaos." "Well?"Chaos waited for an answer. "Chaos, queen of what?!?!?!" "Chaos, we're just calling you Chaos. You don't need a preceeding title." "Fair enough." Chaos agreed. Then Lasso sunk back to his lab to build the suits.
Two weeks later, they were all gathered together to see how the costumes turned out. "Okay, there's one for you, you, you, you, and you."Lasso stated, then proceeded to pass out the suits. They were black and red, with an orange flame on the abdomen. Each one boasted the name of the beholder on the back. "So, what's our group name?" "I... haven't gotten that far yet.""Stupendous seven?" Sandfairy chimed in. "NO!!!" the remaining six yelled, obviously thinking the idea was lame. "Okay... then what?"They all thought for four or five minutes. "Uberwaltigend!" Eternal Mustard exclaimed. "You say what now?!"The rest of them said in total confusion. "Ooo-berrr-wall-teee-gend. It's German for awesome. "Why not. It works."Lasso said, followed in agreement by the rest of them. "Uberwaltigend! UNITE!Oooh, I love the sound of that. Uber, uber, uber-walt-igend!"Sandfairy was pleased with the new name. Now, they could fight crime, or mabye give it a hand. They haven't quite decided that yet. "So... what do they do?"Sandfairy said, hardly able to wait for the answer. "Oh, yeah!Well, your costume detects sand and lets you move it, throw it, or whatever else you want to do. That's on the right arm. The left arm carries water andvarious other ingredients necessary for quicksand."Lasso quickly responded."Quicksand? SWEET!" Sandfiary was obviously satisfied. "Now,"Lasso continued, "Eternal Mustard's power suit has a device similar to spiderman's web shooter, only instead of webs, heshoots mustard. The other arm has a cannon for mustard gas. Chz bro's costume has been fitted with cheese, a GPS device for locating the nearest cheese stores for refills, and if you look at this,"Lasso paused, then showed a small computer screen on chz bro's left arm, then went on. "That, is a recipe book for various cheeses. He can also melt it into hot fondue, which could slow any enemy. Then bubbles has a bubble cannon, which in itself does not seem threatening, so I put trace amounts of CN-, mua ha ha ha ha. My costume, is, of course, similar to the Doc Oc costume, and shoots rope. And Chaos..." He paused, looked up at her, and looked back down. Then he continued. "Well, I had no idea how to make Chaos more chaotic, so I just threw in some laser beams and a flame-thrower." "YES!!!!!!!! All power is mine!"Chaos said, obviously very pleased with her costume. "Now were do we go?" Chaos asked. "OOH! I know! Mutant Ninja Pumpkin Hobos!" Sandfairy said. Everyone stared at him. "Well," Sandfairy explained,"Their headquarters is right over there." Sure enough, the sign said "Not Mutant Ninja Pumpkin Hobos headquarters." "Wait," chz bro interrupted, "That's not their headquarters. It says it's NOT their headquarters. There. On the sign." After ten miniutes of all five of them staring at them, he said "Just kidding! I think..." "Well?! Are we going or not?!?!?" Lasso said quite impatiently. Eternal Mustard broke the silence with an"Uhmmmmm... Let's make pumpkin pie out of the evil... people. Yeah." "YEAH!!" All of them said in unison. And so they entered the building. The first thing they encountered was a mime with three cards. Pick the Jack, he charaded. Bet on it. "Hold it," Bubbles said."It's a trap. They want you to pick the wrong card. If you do, then they make you bet higher. If you don't, they run. There's no way out. You can't win." They all thought they were stuck. "I...hate....MIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chaos suddenly screamed. She knocked the mime to his knees. He went out cold. "Well," Sandfairy said, "I guess that's one way you can win. Well, let's go!" So they continued. As they escaped down the hall, Eternal Mustard wondered aloud, "How many other traps are they going to set? There could be thousands!" Well, there was no looking back now, as they were now at a set of doors. The first was orange, the second green, the third purple, then pink, indigo, red, yellow, and finally black. "Well, which one?" Lasso asked all of them. "The third one! THE THIRD ONE!!!!" Sandfairy exclaimed. "What makes you say that?" Bubbles asked with a mixed look of curiosity and amusement. "Because," Sandfairy continued, looking at Bubbles as if he were staring at a chicken line dancing on a freeway, "It's PURPLE!! DUH!!!" And with no further ado, he opened the door. Nothing happened. So they stepped inside. As the last person stepped in, the door slammed behind them. "Uhhh... what happens if we get locked in?"chz bro inquired. Lasso replied promptly "Then we analyze the situation and figure a way out." Chaos fired back. "No way man! We fight!! We fightbig! Wait... this room looks familiar... and the door was purple... Oh, NO!!!! "Eternal Mustard said "Wait, what is she talking about?" They soon found out. Four large bananas in blue and white flannel pants and button up shirts. They were carrying a large hospital cot. No sooner than they arrived they scooped up all six of the teamates and ran off.All of a sudden, everything turned dark, and they could not see a thing. When the cot stopped, they found themselves in a small room with teal shudders but no windows. The walls were confetti colored, and there was a small coffee maker with the plug cut off in the corner. Etenal Mustard was the first to speak. "Wow, THIS is a random room. And pretty much empty. Like a large scale of Sandfairy's brain!" "Well, at least I have a broken coffee maker! I can recycle it for cash! You couldn't recycle your cerebellum for a bottle cap!" Bubbles had enough. She stood up, walked over to the two arguing stooges, and lashed out with such a blow there were human imprints in the floorboards. "Where... am I?"Eternal Mustard said, barely able to sit up. "Will someone turn off that strobe light?" Sandfairy said. "Sigh. Amnesia." Bubbles said. "Can only be cured with another stiff blow. Back up, everybody!"Bubbles reared up, and the boys suddenly gained back their memory. "You know," Chaos said. "The only thing that would make this weirder is if the Mountain Dew aardvarks showed up."Actually, I think their from that Pink Panther show."Eternal Mustard argued. "Ahem," Lasso cleared his throat. "Does it MATTER?!?!?!?!?!?! We have to get out of here!Any ideas?" They all thought for a second. chz bro had an idea. "Well, they got us in here. There has to be a way out. What if... i don't know... mabye they painted over the door with the same confetti paint as the room!"They all decided that was an awesome suggestion, and began to search the room. They felt each crevice with detail, until Lasso hit a small crack. He stuck his fingers under it and pulled. It turned out to be the door,and they opened it. As they walked, they found the same purple door they had been through. They opened it, and found themselves in the same hallway with the same line of doors. "So... How do we choose the right door?"chz bro asked. They looked at all the doors, and noticed the black door had something on it. They walked over to read it. It said, "Not the Mutant Ninja Pumpkin Hobo room." Oh,duh! They all thought at once. Eternal Mustard opened the door. Inside, there was six of the hobos leaned over a small space. Sandfairy blew their cover by calling out "What, you guys are playing parcheesi?" "NO!" The first hobo yelled back, "We're playing farkle. Big difference." All six of the hobos then went back to their game. "So... when do we DESTROY THEM?!?!?!?!?" Chaos yelled. They all stared at her. The hobos got up and headed for the Uberwaltigend gang. How were they going to fight ninja hobos?Well, Eternal Mustard must have had the right idea, because he reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of mittens. He yelled "Look! Catch!" and ran over to the purple door. The hobos followed him, as Uberwaltigend did too, and he threw the blue mittens into the small room opened by the purple door. The hobos ran into the room, and the door shut. The last thing the Uberwaltigend group heard was the hobos screaming as bananas took them away. They had fallen to their own trap. "Whoa, how did you DO that?!" chz bro yelled to Eternal Mustard, who was looking quite pleased with himself at this point. "It's very simple,"Eternal Mustard answered, "All hobos love mittens, so I figured I could appeal to the Mutant Pumpkin Ninja Hobos' hobo side. And... it worked!"Eternal Mustard went back to looking pleased. They proceeded to walk over to where they started. "Wait, I just had a thought. How are we going to get out of here?" Lasso said aloud, then began to look slightly panicked. Being an inventor and knowing about building technology, his being unnerved about escaping naturally made others frightened too. They very quickly began to feel for crevices to get out of the headquarters. After an hour or so of searching, they all began to grow restless. "I have a feeling we're never getting out of here." Bubbles finally and very wearilly said. Lasso agreed with Bubbles, and expressed that by saying "Well, whoever created this is brilliant. This whole complex is airtight."The others all consented.Leaving was not likely at this point. Chaos then tookaction. "Stand back,"she yelled, then aimed the flame thrower at the wall and fired. After the smoke cleared, all that was left was a pile of smoldering debris.The house which Sandfairy, Eternal Mustard, and chz bro resided was visible just a little ways away. "Chaos!" Sandfairy yelled. "Yes?" Chaos asked. "Why didn't you do that earlier!You are a DUMBFACE!!!!" Sandfairy yelled, very peeved by now. Everyone expressed his feelings as well. But, they were quite relieved just to be out of there, and they left it for tommorrow. The following morning, the phone rang at the house of Sand Mustard and cheese. Chz bro rose up and shuffled over to answer its call. He spoke in a half-dead tone to the other end. "Hello? Yes, sure. Uh, Eternal Mustard, Bubbles, Chaos, Sandfairy, me, Lasso. Uh, I'll check. Yes, pumpkin. And ninja. And mutant. Yes... I do believe hobo. Okay? When? Sure, we'll be there. Bye." and he hung up the phone. When he returned to his resting place, Eternal Mustard and Sandfairy was already awake. "What was that all about?"Sandfairy asked chz bro, then continued"Did we win something?"Eternal Mustard had higher hopes. "Mabye they found Sandfairy's brain? I called an agency about that.""Uh, no. And no! Some people want us to be at an award ceremony. To congradulate us for defeating the ninja hobos." Chz bro replied."Yay!"Sandfairy said."Ya know, we have to make you two smarter. I'll fix this." Eternal Mustard said, then got up and left. Sandfairy and chz bro stared at each other, then got up and went to watch tv. Three hours later, they both heard a truck pull up. They overheard Eternal Mustard say "Yeah!Back it up, Mac. I'll tell you when to stop. Keep going, keep going. Alright, there.... now stop! Thanks, Mac."They heard the truck pull away. Curious enough, chz bro and Sandfairy opened the door. Eternal Mustard stood before them. Behind him was around 200 pounds of fish. "What... on... EARTH?!?!?!?!"Sandfairy yelled. Eternal Mustard was quick to respond. "Fish. Brain food. I know, this will only give you guys about one percent of what you need. But it'll help. Both of them yelled and ran after Eternal Mustard, who was laughingall the way. After mabye five minutes, they all gave up, went inside, and ate some of the fish.


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