oh! why do these things have to happen

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
a funny story

Submitted: December 17, 2007

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Submitted: December 17, 2007

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Oh! Why do these things have to happen?
On a dark and stormy night, two men are walking down a lonely alley. One is tall with hair that stands like a porcupine’s while the other is short with curly hair and a bushy moustache. Their hurried strides show that they are anxious. Tension is writ on their faces. What have they done? Why are these two people out on such a night when the street dogs have sought shelter?
They walk in silence till they reach an inn. It was a place which one has to know about, it cannot be easily located if one is visiting the place for the first time. The door is old with a rusted knob. The two men stealthily enter the place. The place is empty except for the old inn keeper who is sitting behind the bar on a rickety stool and dozing. He does not hear the duo entering.
They walk up to him and bang on the desk. The inn keeper wakes up with a start. He sees the two of them and an upward curl is formed on his lips. He asks, “Is it over? It does not seem too long that you have gone?” They nod in reply. The inn keeper pours a drink for the three of them. He asks them for details. The short one begins: “We walked all the way uptown. When we reached there was no one. We thought maybe we had reached the wrong place. Isn’t it where it was supposed to happen? We realized we had reached an hour in advance. Slowly the place started filling up. We got worried, how are we going to execute our plan. The hour just passed like sand in a closed fist. We went in, all charged up. The minute we entered we got what we were looking for. It was hard but we had achieved success. We waited a short while to implement our plan and then…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
 Started whistling once the movie began.
Hahahaha. What did you think it was a murder mystery? How’s that?


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