The Wank

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: February 10, 2019

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You ever tried putting yourself to sleep in that state?
no amount could take that bloody animal down
he’s the type that’ll dream himself back awake in no time
or get trapped somewhere between worlds
like that one time he got real lost in fantasy land
remember how he told us that story
about The Wank
that made him get stuck in that massive wank loop  

it had all started one night with him dreaming himself awake enough to manifest
the absolute best most fucked up dreamiest wank he’d ever achieved
and it was so epic that it caused a cascading reel of wanking
that echoed throughout the whole history of time and space
it was one wank to rule them all
one wank to bind them
one wank to bring them all and in the darkness find them
and it went like that back through the past and back through the future of fantasies
to knock itself right outta the top spot and richochet right off in to the ether
and it had him wanking again and again forevermore
just at the mere thought of it
and then again at another flash memory of it and then again and again
in a neverending toroidal moment stream it was fearlessly gushing out endlessly
relentlessly it was the neverending endless holy baby shower of wanks
that have him contorting at the thought of it back through the vortex like the panspermial eel
back through the portal slipping between worlds
forevermore
until he was called forth to face the callous judgements from the team of anti wank propaganda merchants
as he lay down before them still wanking they yelled at him
WANKING WILL DRY OUT YOUR SKULL LIKE A WALNUT you’re a caveman
and he should be ashamed of himself, but let’s face it, he’s not
but he hears all that deep concern and deep discern sniggering quietly
and learns how to do Reaping What You Sow with a professional level of speed and quality
deep concern deep discern deep deep with a professional level of speed and quality
the one wank to rule them all
the one wank to bind them
the one wank to bring them and in the darkness find them

 


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