Girls Can Be Stinky Too!

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A poem for boys about how girls can be stinky too. I wrote it for my son, to mom.

Submitted: February 08, 2013

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Girls aren't made out of sugar. Girls aren't made out of spice. And try as they may, every single day, they aren't JUST made out of everything nice. I know that at this point you might be vexed, but just wait till you see what I have to say next. Girls can be stinky too!

SOME roll around with their dogs, and perhaps snort when they laugh, like hogs. Some jump and they hoot, some roll around in muddy grubby goo! Yes girls can be stinky too!

They can burp with the best of them, toot like the rest of them, get nasty and sloppy and gross, yes girls can be stinky too!

With rings on their fingers, and bells on their toeses, with makeup-y faces and powdery noses, and though they always seem to smell like roses, yes girls can be stinky too!

They're beautiful cute-iful cuddly and snugg-iful, giggly and wiggly and simply just wonderful! And whatever we boys may possibly think, about the ways that girls could possibly stink, we simply wouldn't take them any other way. Girls can be stinky too!

So give us a hug, my dear snuggle bug. But first here's some more perfume, PEEE YYYEEEWW!!!


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