A Parody of "Cowboy Take Me Away," by The Dixie Chicks

Poem by: orynnfireheart

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I wrote this long ago when I was a mega Weird Al fan.

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Submitted: January 08, 2007

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Submitted: January 08, 2007

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Calgon Take Me Away

I said I wanna take a bath

I wanna run it to the brim

I want it filled with something mild and bubbly

 I wanna soak in the warm suds

In the comfort of my home

On a pillow of white ocean

In a tub full of soap

 

Oh, it feels, good, to me

 

Calgon take me away

Wash this girl as clean as you can

Make me feel brand new

Keep me fresh for a day

Free from the odors that come and make me feel blue

Make me feel blue

 

I wanna bathe and not smell

I wanna drip and not towel

I wanna look into the mirror

And just have to say Wow

I wanna have a little fun

For hours and hours

And when I am done

Relish in your cleansing power

 

Oh it feels, good, to me.  Yes it feels good to me.

 

Calgon take me away

Wash this girl as clean as you can

Make me feel brand new

Keep me fresh for a day

Free from the odors that come and make me feel blue

Make me feel blue

 

Oh it feels, good, to me

 

Calgon take me away

Wash this girl as clean as you can

Make me feel brand new

Keep me fresh for a day

Free from the odors that come and make me feel blue

Make me feel blue

 

Make me feel blue

Calgon take me away

Make me feel blue.

 


© Copyright 2016 orynnfireheart. All rights reserved.

A Parody of A Parody of "Cowboy Take Me Away," by The Dixie Chicks

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I wrote this long ago when I was a mega Weird Al fan.
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