The Worst Poem Ever Written...Ever.

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Don't let the title put you off...Do you dare read it?

Submitted: October 22, 2011

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Submitted: October 22, 2011

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I tried to make this poem rhyme,

But I couldn't find two words to match,

I ended up using the same word twice,

And then I watched a football match.

 

By now you can probably tell, 

That this poem doesn't make any sense,

But I do love playing the banjo,

Especially underwater wearing a man bra.

 

I've always been told not to swear when writing poems,

It just isn't polite or pleasent to read,

But as I read back over this I realise,

That this poem is shit.

 

I'm alwayz reely karefull of my spelings two,

E before I eggcept aftor K,

Az my muther used two say,

I've finally made a rhyme!

 

I bet the ending of this poem will surprise you.

Surprise!


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