A Man is A Man

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
How do you define a man? Is it a masculine, brawny fella that keeps you safe, or someone who can comfortably cry to you?

Submitted: February 07, 2011

A A A | A A A

Submitted: February 07, 2011



A: I'm super, duper, pooper nervous.  I don't know if I can do it.

B: Don't be.  Your hair is looking slick. Smile for me.

A smiles

B: Perfection.  Now do a twirl...this is one rad, bad-boy outfit.  You got this in the bag.

A: Thanks, I can always count on you.  Today, I'm a big boy... a man, really.

B: Don't get ahead of yourself, Bud.  Do it first.

A: Okay, okay I'm going.  Ugh...this is scary.

B: No it isn't.  What can go wrong?

B pushes A

A walks forward to a table with a single girl dowing her homework.

A: Sarah Jenkins...

Girl looks up, staring earnestly at A

C: Yes?  Hi.

A: Sarah Jenkins...Ms. Sarah Jenkins, will you... WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?

C: Uh.  I don't speak english.  I've gotta go.

C pushes past A

A: Oh, okay. 

Hey wait, you CAN speak english.  You're speaking it right now. 

A runs after C

C: AHHHHHHHH.  Help, some nerd is chasing me!!!Someone help me.

A slows down.  B comes up to him.

B: It's okay Bud, there are other fish in the sea.

A: Why the HELL are you talking about fishing? 

B: It's a meta-

A: It's ever, my life is over.

A falls to the floor.  He begins to...


B looks over to a girl staring.

B: This is a man. 

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