It's Me, Not You

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic
What was your worst date experience? Trust me, this is much worse.

Submitted: September 07, 2010

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Submitted: September 07, 2010

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Trust me...it's me not you.

You might be the most annoying in the world,

But I'm the one that you made hurl.

You might share the lamest jokes.

But I'm the one that almost choked.

You might have the smelliest of hands,

But I'm the one that doesn't understand.

You might have the yellowest of teeth,

But I'm the one that lacks your 400-pound meat. 

You might say the crudest of remarks,

But I'm the one left in the dark. 

You might believe in an imaginary faith,

But I'm the one that planned this date. 

You might own 3 dogs, 11 turtles, 1 iguana, 5 parakeets, and 12 cats,

But I'm the one covering my face with a hat.

You might have a phone from 1981. 

But I'm the one who wants to end it now & needs a gun.

This relationship is over and trust me, it's me not you. 


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