A: Shouldn't it be time already? Seriously, I'm tired of waiting.
B: I know right? How long has it been? Like 9 months? Gosh, this takes forever.
A: I absolutely 100% agree. Too long. And there SHE is, walking around like she's the queen of the world.
B: I know, when will she fall off her pedestal and return to the harsh reality.
A: She's fat.
B: So fat.
A: I hope I'm never that fat.
A: And her arms. Ugh.
A: But you can't deny the light.
B: Shh. Don't tell her that; it'll make her head even bigger.
C: ITTTTTTT's TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
A: It's time?
B: Wait! It's time???
A: OMG! Out of my way, I have to go help.
B: Wait, why are you covering your eyes. Are you crying?
A: No...yes! So are you!
B: I know, it's just so beautiful.
A: So beautiful.
B: I can't believe this is happening.
A: I know.
B: Look at her. Fat? No, just simply exquisite.
A: Exquisite. Absolutely.
C: Wait!!!! False ALARMMMMMMMMMM!
A: Ugh. Who does she think she is, tricking us like that. Gosh.
B: I know, I hate her. Let's give her dirty looks.
A: Wait, are you still crying.
B: No...yes! Still beautiful.
A: Let it go. Remember how much we loathe her and her making us do all these things for her.
C: My water just broke.
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