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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Historical Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic
3 , 3, 3

Submitted: January 31, 2015

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Three things. One juice. Well, at the beginning this tastes like sweet cucumber. Swallow or split? If you have an iron throat then you can take it otherwise, toilet right away. There should be some alcohol added for warm up. No sugar at all. One spoon of vinegar so we can vomit even stronger. Heat it for three minutes. Let it boils. At the bottom of this bowl there is a green and grey substance. We do not want it to vaporate, so please put a cover on it. Few tries has to be made. First one spoon all the way from the bottom. Second from the middle of a jar. And the third from the top. Taste differs on each level. Sweet, bitter and neutral respetively. The price of one drink 0,75$. Dollar store bought all of them. Entire fridge is out. What we are going to drink? Vomit became one of the fanciest energy drinks. Scandal that instead of consumption you are going to vomit and you pay for it. You start seeing things three times faster than before. The melody of three. The more you lose water, the more blood cells get speed. Stop drinking, start vomitting. By paying extra dollar you will receive a vomitter. All vomits you can keep in three bottles. "Please do not cover the top" it says on a bottle. The research says that when you cover your vomitter you can get an oxygenomoculozy. It is a rare disease that might affect your lungs.Someone from city marathon called and asked for ingredients. “It is strictly secret” that was one’s answer.  Any change could affect the way product works. That policy protected it from the market position. Keeping high standards of a product is another thing. Our sales department tries to place it in the middle of the shelf. “Wow I even seen it on a highway I76” three said. People really got crazy about it. Dieticians alarmed for staying away from kids. But who would listen to them. Morning vomit of your kid would bring attention of everybody. They were more concerned about health than future benefits of reaching desired level in any field. That is the problem of those who are interested in health. Vomiter is recommended to achieve what they planned. Every kid would have to read a sticker on a bottle. Please use it carefully and do not mix with alcohol. Stagnation in emotional development after giving back what you have just ate. It could help, so all those medical crews should drink Vomiter. I saw a van with advertisement of a drink, it looked professional. Three guys should have a nice income this year. They might have to enlarge a fridge and increase a production. 


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