Real Ultimate Power: Breaking the Fourth Wall

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Jokes  |  House: Booksie Classic
WARNING: THERE IS CUSSING TO BE FOUND WITHIN. THAT IS ALL.

The life of a character in forced retirement is hard... and getting along in Development Hell is harder. The cast from Hour of the Witch has been let go, 'temporarily until other issues can be sorted out' according to their good-for-nothing author. This news comes as a blow; after all, they had come so far; they were technically in a novel now!

Cast away into the fiery pits of Development Hell, they encounter the other odds and ends of their author's less than stellar career: Nathan, a cynical, martini drinking chain smoking teenager with a bad case of Lycanthropy; Janus, a perpetually grumpy old man with a chip on his shoulder and some pretty messed up stories (he's seen 'things'...) and finally Zethor, a character so underdeveloped that he doesn't even deserve his own sentence.

They've been stuck together for what feels like a hundred years... until they receive shocking news; their author has lost hope, and is abandoning his writing entirely. Knowing this will spell their doom, these unlikely heroes will have to band together... and break the fourth wall.

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Real Ultimate Power: Breaking the Fourth Wall

Submitted: November 30, 2011

WARNING: THERE IS CUSSING TO BE FOUND WITHIN. THAT IS ALL.

The life of a character in forced retirement is hard... and getting along in Development Hell is harder. The cast from Hour of the Witch has been let go, 'temporarily until other issues can be sorted out' according to their good-for-nothing author. This news comes as a blow; after all, they had come so far; they were technically in a novel now!

Cast away into the fiery pits of Development Hell, they encounter the other odds and ends of their author's less than stellar career: Nathan, a cynical, martini drinking chain smoking teenager with a bad case of Lycanthropy; Janus, a perpetually grumpy old man with a chip on his shoulder and some pretty messed up stories (he's seen 'things'...) and finally Zethor, a character so underdeveloped that he doesn't even deserve his own sentence.

They've been stuck together for what feels like a hundred years... until they receive shocking news; their author has lost hope, and is abandoning his writing entirely. Knowing this will spell their doom, these unlikely heroes will have to band together... and break the fourth wall. Read Chapter

Out of the frying pan...

Submitted: December 01, 2011

  Chapter 2 Out of the frying pan... Pencil lay slumped dramatically over his keyboard, limbs splayed awkwardly around h... Read Chapter

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