Thong of Thongs

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: January 25, 2018

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Submitted: January 25, 2018



Many years ago, when the “Politburo” in Brussels insisted that all European Countries adopt the “Euro” as their currency the following piece appeared in one of London’s free Newspapers the Metro.  Below is repeated verbatim, the article from Metro’s comment column. I couldn’t let the occasion pass without penning a brief English tribute to the deprived ladies of Franco Babuin’s club; read on. 



Metro March 24th 2003

 Milan Italy, Strippers are getting their knickers in a twist over the switch to the single currency. Punters who used to put lira notes in lap dancers thongs are now starting to use coins- so the girls have started wearing magnetic underwear. Club owner Franco Babuin said “the coins will remain attached rather than having to be inserted elsewhere”.





Thong of Thongs



It’s Hard to be a stripper you really should not scoff.

With punters always screaming go on get em off.

It’s not the kind of calling that sets the world on fire.

Mind you, we have our moments, some painters we inspire.

But most times it’s a daily grind to earn an honest crust.

So Brussels interference really is unjust.

To join the common market we girded up our loins

For years they tucked in five-pound notes now all we get is coins.

They gave us all magnetic thongs to make collecting quicker.

It should have made life easier the clients could not bicker.

Imagine then my blushes red, magnetic thong so simple.

One punter gave me fifty pence and slipped it in a wrinkle.



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