Men are from Mars, I have no idea which planet she was from

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
Not one of my more complex pieces of work but I like to think it deals with the differences between the sexes.................

Submitted: November 20, 2007

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Submitted: November 20, 2007



She asks for three reasons why she should stay

Two come to mind

She says communication is a problem

I remain silent

She says I do not give her my full attention

I tilt my head to see Arsenal equalize

She says my hygiene has a lot to be desired

I remove my hand from my boxers in guilt

She says the last time I took her out was 4 months ago

I remind her she went with Sue not me

She says I never compliment her or notice her hair

I ask if she has been to the hairdressers

She says the last time we had sex was 5 weeks ago

I hope she does not check my internet history

She says our relationship is over

I remind her we are only dating

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