One for the kids Tellie Tubbie Fight

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
A cheeky take on kids demanding more violence on tv...

Submitted: October 27, 2007

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Submitted: October 27, 2007



Every home allows that box

to flicker radiation and light

Children plug in

to watch the tellie tubbie fight

All four tubbies

form a two tag team

Add silly uniforms

and try to look mean

It's pay per view

with adverts inserted

reversed angles

see common sense inverted

In slo- mo

the purple one

Pulls something from his pants

resembling a gun

Panic ensues

commentators go quiet

Chairs are thrown

So begins a riot

Security in the ring

pin Tinky Winky to the floor

Dipsy takes a square hit

to his flabby green jaw

Bones are broken

Bloody is seen to squirt

These playful characters

are really getting hurt

From the scene

a torch is recovered

The half seen fire arm

was never discovered

The kids go mad

their pocket money well spent

An ever lasting image

Of Po in an oxygen tent

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