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CAESAR GOES A'WANDERING

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Kevin Rudd officially spent nearly 3 years as Australian Prime Minister, In reality he spent at least 2 of those years overseas rorting the system by going on world cruises at the Aussie taxpayers' expence. He is forver known as The Walkabout Prime Minister. His theme song is, "I've been everywhere, Man!"

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Submitted: January 26, 2011

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Submitted: January 26, 2011

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While Kevin goes a’wandering
The walls of
Rome doth burn,
While Caesar is a’blundering
The people live and learn.

They have to learn harsh lessons
About dark facts of life,
The Leader keeps us guessing
If he’ll help us through our strife.

Yes Kevin is a villain
Who cares nothing for the poor,
He thinks it’s rather thrillin’
To see us dying on the floor.

Old Caesar laughs to see us
Writhing from hunger pangs,
He hates it when the people fuss
As he lunges with his fangs.

He likes to suck the life out
Of the starving hoi polloi,
Even as he snuffs our lights out
The rich shout, ‘Kev’s our boy!’

THE END
© Copyright 2011
Philip Roberts


© Copyright 2016 Philip Roberts. All rights reserved.

CAESAR GOES A'WANDERING CAESAR GOES A'WANDERING

Poem by: Philip Roberts

Status: Finished

Genre: Literary Fiction

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Kevin Rudd officially spent nearly 3 years as Australian Prime Minister, In reality he spent at least 2 of those years overseas rorting the system by going on world cruises at the Aussie taxpayers' expence. He is forver known as The Walkabout Prime Minister. His theme song is, "I've been everywhere, Man!"

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