Damn It Feels Good to be a Gamer

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A little song for the gamers of the world.

Submitted: December 08, 2012

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Check it! Got my homies and my boys hangin’ out in my basement,

Crankin’ out some Mario Kart for the first place we’re chasin.

After that we’ll put it in and play some Super Smash Bros.

But there’s five of us here? It’s cool the loser will go.

We’ll play all night long until the sun rises.

By playing so long we might unlock some surprises!

 

Damn it feels good to be a gamer,

Although the girls say my life can’t get any lamer.

But they’re not the ones poppin’ caps in the asses

Of 40 year old guys who pretend to be lasses.

Oops, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend,

But I couldn’t help but notice you can’t beat level 10.

Maybe if you let me help you out for a bit,

You can see why my guild refers to me as the shit.

Give me a controller or a mouse it doesn’t matter to me,

Cuz when it comes to schooling noobs it’s like my college degree!

 

Put the game in and I’ll never surrender.

Back in high school all the nerds used to call me ‘Game Ender’.

I got a huge collection, want a game and I’ll lend ya.

Just be careful with the discs I don’t want you to bend ‘em.

I got a Mario and a Sonic and a Pacman and a Link

And a collector’s edition where Master Chief wears pink.

 

Damn it feels good to be a gamer,

Although the girls say my life can’t get any lamer.

But they’re not the ones poppin’ caps in the asses

Of 40 year old guys who pretend to be lasses.

Oops, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend,

But I couldn’t help but notice you can’t beat level 10.

Maybe if you let me help you out for a bit,

You can see why my guild refers to me as the shit.

Give me a controller or a mouse it doesn’t matter to me,

Cuz when it comes to schooling noobs it’s like my college degree!

 

It’s a tough life but someone’s gotta do it.

When the world needs saving, the gamers get to it.

We rescue the princesses and take out the villains,

As the minions get in our way it’s their lives we be killin’.

We hold the all records, nobody’s higher or faster.

The one goal we all have is to be the Game Master!

 

Damn it feels good to be a gamer,

Although the girls say my life can’t get any lamer.

But they’re not the ones poppin’ caps in the asses

Of 40 year old guys who pretend to be lasses.

This is the last time I’m spittin’ it so you better listen up!

Even though we’re weak in real life in the games we are rough!

I don’t know what else to say, any more words would just be samer,

Ain’t nothing better in this world than being a motherfuckin’ gamer!


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