KING ONION

*IMPORTANT LETTER MUST READ WITH EYES SHUT WIDE*

To whom it may concern, i am a very important onion ring, i would like to inform you that your property is being repossessed by the federal onion society for onion breed farms. so i regret to inform you that you will have to take your belongings and fuck off. i am giving you half a day to either die or disappear nicely... my onion ring arm has just snapped so i cant type no more. do as your told..

..King Onion..