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well, not so perfect....there's a few.

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well, not so perfect....there's a few.

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Submitted: January 09, 2013

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(1) Manu to his friend:

- If you have a sweet in your pocket and your dad gives you a sweet, how many will you have?

- Zero!

- Perhaps you don't know Maths.

- Perhaps you don't know my dad.

(2) We do not say 'Pirate' but that pie has a good overall.

(3) Mastress to lazy pupil:

- Did you know the difference between you and a slave.

- No!

- A slave has already worked.

(4) Mastress to pupil:

- You will have to write an essay having the words 'Green', 'Yellow', 'Pink'. For tommorow.

Next day, the pupil came in front with his essay and read aloud:

Once, the telephone was ringing Green Green. I picked up and said 'Yellow'. As there was no one on the line, I cut it, Pink.

(5) Who says 'Ho ho ho, yummy!'

The santa claus who was eating cookies.

(6) In the north pole, a polar bear to another:

- Beware! A giant vampire!

- It's a walrus, idiot!

(7) In India, english man to indian:

-Hello! My name is Bond. James Bond. And you?

-Oh! My name is Iyer.

Venugopal Iyer.

Parambatur Venugopal Iyer

Mutuswami Parambatur Venugopal Iyer

Punuswami Mutuswami Parambatur Venugopal Iyer

Chinuswami Punuswami Mutuswami Parambatur Venugopal Iyer

Vrindlall Chinuswami Punuswami Mutuswami Parambatur Venugopal Iyer

Malikali....

-GODDAMN-IT.....!!!! SHUT UP................!!!!!!!!


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