Marz
There's a place on Marz
Where the babies smoke cigars
And the men wear bikinis
And then women drink martinis
Every step you take
is enough to kill a snake
When the snake is dead
You put mustard on it's head
When the mustard dries
you put diamnods in its eyes
When the diamonds break
it is time to bake a cake
when the cake is baked
it is 1948
Submitted: August 08, 2011
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i have to agree with kk1020, complete nonsense but very humorous
Thu, August 11th, 2011 4:14pm
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thanks i guess :P
Thu, August 11th, 2011 9:45am
I love it :)
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yeaa i know you told me that at the pool XD
Fri, August 12th, 2011 8:17pm
Heyy! Its Lexi :D I think this poem is very good, like a Beatles song...with a meaning I can't determine...I give it a 10/10
Tue, August 16th, 2011 2:10am
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THANKS LEXI!!!!!
Mon, August 15th, 2011 7:13pm
Oh wow. I kind of just wanted this to go on and on this was simply brilliant! well done to you
Sat, November 5th, 2011 9:40pm
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well thanxxx !!!
Sat, November 5th, 2011 3:05pm
this is like something you write when you're happy.....it made me smile....i don't know why but i liked it..:)
Sun, November 6th, 2011 9:14am
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hahahahahahhaah !!!!!! thanksss :D
Sun, November 6th, 2011 7:03am
Funny...but babies and ciggars?LOL!XD!
Sun, November 13th, 2011 1:23am
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hahahahaha heyy it was funny and it rhymed !! :) :P
Sun, November 13th, 2011 8:28am
I would HATE to live on Mars...!
Me+Bikini=OH HELL NO!!!
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ur a funny kidd !! :D hahahahah
Sun, November 13th, 2011 8:29am
Me in a bikini in Mars....COUNT ME OUT!!!LOL!
Tue, November 15th, 2011 1:07am
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hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah !!!!!! :D
Mon, November 14th, 2011 5:09pm
Martinis...maybe ill go to mars ;) hahaha jk jk this is really funny!
Mon, November 21st, 2011 9:33pm
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HAHAHAHAHA !!!! thanksss !!!!!!!! :D
Mon, November 21st, 2011 1:34pm
good one!
Tue, November 22nd, 2011 5:37am
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thankss !!!
Tue, November 22nd, 2011 6:01am
Fascinating. The norms on Mars are vice-verse and upside-down compared to Earth; still pretty good.
So far I like your work.
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thank you :) !
Tue, November 22nd, 2011 3:15pmFacebook Comments
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kk1020
this is nonsence poem but i like it not many poems actualy sound good when one does that. it made me laugh good work
Mon, August 8th, 2011 10:29pmAuthor
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haha thanks so much! :)
Mon, August 8th, 2011 3:34pm