Loserette

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A song I wrote a while ago. Yes, I wrote it about one of my friends, but in humor only, it is not factual!

Submitted: March 31, 2008

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She spends her time with books and she hasn’t got the looks
She’s lookin’ for a guy who’ll take her to the sky
I would bet that no one wants a loserette
 
She’s better then those sluts but needs a haircut
Her friends try to fix her up but she never says “yup”
It’s just what she gets for being a loserette
 
She has weird hobbies, she went out with Bobby
It didn’t last too long he wore a freakin’ thong!
When she laughed at a joke she snorted pretty loud
No matter what she tried she couldn’t join the crowd
 
She was such a nerd, she can spell any word
She doesn’t know how to flirt with any of the guys
And whenever she tries she always gets hurt
Wasn’t too athletic she was actually pathetic
They called her a freak and her outlook was bleak
 
She’s better then those sluts but needs a haircut
Her friends try to fix her up but she never says “yup”
It’s just what she gets for being a loserette
 
Now she’s found me and we’re living happily
She’s a nerd just like me
We both watch Star Wars and play video games
And I wrote this song just to tell everyone that

There’s a loserette for anyone


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