Skit #1

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A boy tricks his parents into thinking pigs can fly.

Submitted: January 13, 2008

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Boy: Mom why don't pigs fly?

Mother: Well uh, (she looks up) well all we know is that uh pigs could uh, start fires if they flew. And, and, and pigs could like uh, attack us.

Boy: Pigs wouldn't do that, mommy!

Mother: You never know, you never ever know.

Father: (walks into the room) Ha pigs flying, that's just rediculous.

Boy: ( the boy frowns) But daddy, go look outside, I saw pigs flying, I know I did, daddy.

Father: (Open's the blind's and sees flying pigs) Holy patoody! There are pigs flying around outside. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mother: Now uh, you go appoligize to your son right now!

Father: Uh, sorry. I didn't know pigs could fly. I have never seen it happen before.

Boy: That's because my friend's brother made the pigs, and has a remote to make them fly. He he he!!

 

The End!!


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