My Shotgun and Me

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HA HA HA!!!!

Submitted: October 02, 2008

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My Shotgun and Me

My bestfriend is he

My shotgun, yes he

Bestfreinds are we

The man who crossed us

Surely lost cause

No more man is he

He slapped and chizzled

My face and giggled

Now the only ones laughing are we

We took him to our forest

With best interest

And that thunderstorm you heard from we

He told me to pull his trigger

And I did with much vigor

As the man begged for forgivenes the man plead,

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Dear God I'm sorry!

BANG! BANG! BANG! Was the end of the

When police came they found us there

My shotgun and me

What a happy pair we made!

As we offered some tinted pink lemonade

And explainded with a smile

(They sure did stay a while)

What happened that night between the man, my shotgun, and me


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