34 Werid Funny Facts

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these are weird and amazingly funny facts that i found and like......not all of them are funny tho

Submitted: April 29, 2011

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Submitted: April 29, 2011



1) The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.

2)  A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.

3)  If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

4) You are about 1 centimeter taller in the morning than in the evening!

5)  The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.

6) Cherophobia is a fear of fun.

7) There are around 200 corpses on Mount Everest.

8) One in three dog owners say they have talked to their pets on the phone.

9)  In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.

10) In 1977 a 13 year old boy had a tooth growing out of his left foot.

11)  The military used toilet paper to camouflage their tanks in Saudi Arabia, during the Desert Storm War.

12) Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.

13) Worms reportedly taste like bacon.

14) Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!

15) There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

16) The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning!

17)  Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

18) Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter!

19) The Danish word for condom is 'svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel'

20) One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked.

21) More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss!

22) More than 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

23) More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.

24) Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'.

25) McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys!

26) If you're typical, you can guess someone's sex with 95% accuracy just by smelling their breath.

27) German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to have sex with each other!

28) . Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

29)  California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.

30) A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

31)  A broken clock is always right twice a day.

32  Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

33) According to playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

34) According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month

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