What discount do I get on drugs, and yes I know I get dental

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This is my opinion on 'the biz'

Submitted: May 10, 2010

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Submitted: May 10, 2010



What dicount do I get on drugs, and yes I know I get dental

Everyone wants to be famous. Everyone wants to be rich and fabulous. So that when you put a penny in the charity box you get a medal, and when you fall down you were attacked on the toilet. You get cheaper drugs and free stuff if you use things that people like, or don't like.

The thing about celebrities is that they are like marmite, you either love it or hate it. But it just depends on how fussy an eater you are. If you are the one who carries hand sanitizer around. Take the Jennifer Anniston vs Angelina Jolie story. Brad and Jen were happy in love, until he met Ange on a movie set.

So if you thank the postman in hollywood, you are having an affair. And if you don't the world hates you for not thanking someone who no-one ever sees. It's your classic 'win-win' situation, isn't it?

Ok, so the drugs are cheap and you stay skinny, you are fabulous even if you are shopping for toilet paper. But there is a downside. All women hate you, because we hate anyone more fortunate than us (I hate you, Cheryl Cole, I'm coming for you) and also you have to go orange. What if your favourite colour is green, or red? Well then you just aren't fit to be a drugged, alchoholic stick who is in danger of being robbed all the time and most of the world hates you

Maybe I'll just be rich. After all, if I do become famous then I have to stop piss-drinking, and that would be a real shame.

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