You can take my money, but not my piss

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Hey this is my opinion on the general election

Submitted: May 10, 2010

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You can take my money, but not my piss

Ok, so unless you live under a rock you probably know the elections are going on. No, that's not right. If you live under a rock chances are there's gum stuck to it, which means the country is unhygenic. So you would know the government sucks, which is all you need to know about politics.

Everyone at my school was talking about the election. I got bored talking about something which I know absoloutely nohing about. This is why I think my life is always the same. I did learn that apparently the Torys take the poor's money to give to rich, labour vice versa.

This means that if the Tory's win then I will spend my time drinking my own piss and binraking, as I can't afford anything else. If labour wins then all my friends will constantly be talking about it, so I will spend my time drinking my own piss and painting my fish green because I have nothing else to do. 

So maybe we shouldn't have a general election. We could just have like a rock paper scissors tournament of a piss-drinking contest. I think this could shape the world way better than kids talking about people who will get paid to contribute nothing to an already ruined society. 


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