You don't need balls to kick one round a pitch

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Hi this is my opinion on the world cupxx

Submitted: June 30, 2010

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You don't need balls to kick one round a pitch

So, you probably know the world cup is happening. And it sucks. It's everywhere, it's taken over everything. It's in the coke adverts, on the mars bars, in ASDA, everywhere. Shows on TV are cancelled for it, and I missed glee a few weekes ago because of it! Basically, football is taking over the world. 

Have you ever watched Britain's got talent? If you have, maybe you've seen the song for England in the world cup, with Smithy and dizzy rascal. But there's a problem: England sucks. No one in Scotland wanted England to win, and the rest of the world was sticking to A.B.E-Anyone But England.

But anyway, England is out of the world cup now, courtesy of Gemany. Like world war two revenge. So now I would have to miss vampire diaries if it wasn't for the fact that the new series doesn't start untill Autumn. But I'll probably have to miss mock the week, two and a half men, or something else for a bunch of overpaid guys running around on a pitch, not scoring goals.

I bought a can of irn bru the other day, and it was extra large, about the size of a can of red bull. And, according to the side of the can, ot's a limited edition big bru for the world cup. So I can't even have a soft drink without being reminded of football! Life isn't fair! There are football bithday cakes and football biscuits, posters of random guys in shorts with grass stained knees in stores.

Make it stop! So here's the solution:Show the world cup on TV, on sports channels, not on every channel you have. And give us regular sized irn bru, without flags on it. I don't want to have to refrain from buying mars bars, just because they have the England flag on them. They've stopped buying mars bars in Scotland, because they don't have the Scotland flag on any of them.

So here's some advice:Stop the bloody world cup! It's one big Hijo de puta!


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