Nazi Minus Intelligence Equals Redneck

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Submitted: March 05, 2011

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March 5, 2011
Nazi Minus Intelligence Equals Redneck
 
Me: Hello You Tubers, Nerdfighters, etc. This video comes to you in three parts! Part one; informing you that this video comes in three parts. Part two; bio fair. Our group has been fairly successful so far. Originally we wanted to study the effects that different genres of music have on fish, but our teacher said that didn’t have anything to do with biology. We were finally forced to go with her suggestion; we will be soaking Popsicle sticks in various acidic and basic liquids and… seeing which stick smells the best. Because that has so much more to do with biology than fish, right? We could find the cure to cancer and she’d be like, “mm, sorry, nothing to do with bio.” We have succeeded in uncovering a different secret of the universe, however! Nazi minus intelligence equals redneck! We predict this equation will prove essential in the progression of the scientific world. Part three; poetry slam! I went to my first open-mic night at a coffee shop and everything last night! While the cupcakes were really, really bad, the talent was mostly awesome. My friend Ashton won after performing her forensics piece, and my language arts teacher’s daughter read a poem about dogs, which was adorable. We made my friend Kaye sing My Fair Lady, and after she said ‘I feel mature, but I’d feel more mature if I was drinking coffee, like Elena,” to which I responded, “She’s drinking hot chocolate, and she burned her tongue trying to eat the whipped cream.” Oh, I love my friends. We met a lot of other artsy-fartsy people that you would never imagined existed in Saginaw. If you ever have the opportunity to experience something like this, I highly recommend going for it. You Tubers, Nerdfighters, etc, you’ll see me next week.


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