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Der Longkest Shawrt Stawry in Der Galacksy! *The Longest Short Story in the Galaxy*

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decided to rate it PG, but its perfectly G rated!

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Submitted: August 14, 2008

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Une dai when I walked home from scool, i steped on a pudel of slurppyy. It wus razzbery slurppy and it stuck to the botum of my shoo. It wus all pink and stuff and I had to find some wai of kleening it of. Sudenlly, I had a brayn-wafe. As I sprinted down te street and to the Dawson's howse. Tey are my next dawr neybours. Tey are verry nise.

Tey let me oose teyre hawse which skrubbed away de pinks. It wus skweaky clean but ten i reelised it lefffd my foot sodden wet. So I sat there finking and finking.

After wot seemd lik ours, I figured out a verry smatt plan. I walked to the hairdresserrs, and tey let me borow a hair-drier to dri my soggey feet and my wet shoose.

My shoose di'dnt take verry long to dri, so i wus abel to goe home agen. It wus a very adventurus dai and i had a verry intressting adventure. Wen I got home, my mumm asked me wy I had taken so long to get home from scool. I said it wus because i was held up bye a slurppy. She lookd confusd for a momunt, sow i just laffed and went to bed, becos i wus tyred.

i looked over my day. It had bin a verry intressting one. I hopd I wold never haf to incounter anover slurppy agen.

THE END


AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you can decipher this story correctly, word by word, I shall give you a prize! Even I can barely read my horrible spelling! ;P Have fun reading this utter nonsense!


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Der Longkest Shawrt Stawry in Der Galacksy! *The Longest Short Story in the Galaxy*

Short Story by: RazzleColaYing

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Genre: Humor

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decided to rate it PG, but its perfectly G rated!

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