Sarcastic Answers To Everyday Questions

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A collection of sarcastic answers to give people when they ask you stupid questions.

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Submitted: February 02, 2014

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Submitted: February 02, 2014

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Are you OK?

Well, I was. Until you showed up.



What's wrong? 

You're here, thats whats wrong!
 
poke- Does that hurt?-poke-

Are you sleeping?

Why are we so quiet?



Where'd you get your shirt?


How's the weather?




What's up?


How old are you?





What'd you get on your report card?-slaps across face- I don't know, does that?

No, I am trying to die.

Well, it's because we don't like your voice so shut up!!

At the dump. Why where do you get yours?

Well, it would be better if you moved far, far, FAR away.


Your weight


Well, I've meet the actual Barney the dinosaur so I guess that makes me old ok?!?!


Well, I got grades why? What, you thought I got grapes???


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