The Death of Miley Cyrus

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Yeah I hate her with a burning passion like that of an STD.

Oce-My cousin
Kaite- me

*Lyrics to "Best of Both Worlds"
What the hell does that mean? Is she bi?

Submitted: August 02, 2008

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Submitted: August 02, 2008



"Holy crap, there she is!" yelled Oce.

Kaite had to take her moronic cousin to a Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus concert.

Oce was wearing everything she had with Hannah Montana on it.

She had even forced Kaite to wear the Hannah Montana 3D glasses that some lady had forced her to get at Wal-Mart.

"Hey, you want some glasses for Hannah Montana's 3D movie?"

"No, because she sucks"

"Well, here, just take 'em!"

She looked like a moron, since this wasn't a movie, it was a concert.

Just like Oce screamed, there was Little Miss "Nobody's Perfect" chiding on in her voice that was likea vagina that screams when its on fire.

"YOU SUCK!!!" Kaite screamed, barley hearing herself over the drooling dumb fangirls (and boys...)

Oce stood up and held up Kaite's sign that she had manipulated: HANNAH MONTANA SUCKS ROCKS!!!

The next song. Oh God it wasn't.

*"...Yeah, when you're famous, it can be kinda fun.

It's really you but no one ever discovers.

Who woulda thought that a girl like me


Rasped the discusting thing.

Kaite could take it no longer.

"You get the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest of both wooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllddddddddssss..."*

She pulled out her pistol and aimed for the chest.

"Role model my ass..."


It happened so quickly. The crowd stopped cheering.

There was Hannah Montana, sprawled out on the center-stage.

"Oh, my God, she's DEAD!" yelled Oce.

"She sure is..." Said Kaite with a smile.

She's finally dead, this is the greatest day of my life!

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