There's a Marching Band on my Bed

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Never mess with your circadian rhythms-you'll get a marching band on your bed!

Submitted: December 29, 2010

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THERE'S A MARCHING BAND ON MY BED.

I thrashed about last night, couldn't sleep a wink.

Brain working overtime, too much to think.

Tried to sleep in, family thought I was a nut.

I thought it was a nightmare pinched myself in the butt.

First I heard drums, BOOM BOOM in my head.

Then the mattress started bouncing. Kids thought I was dead.

Then came the trombones, and kids with ringing phones and then... A screeching wife, threatening my life, \"Get out of bed lazy bones!\"

Damn, I wanted to sleep in.


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