Scandal

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
You heard it here first, folks!

Submitted: July 19, 2008

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Batman, Spidey, Superman,
Flash Gordon and Dan Dare
All acted very Macho
In their underwear.
John Wayne and Clint Eastwood
Were heroes of the West.
They tried on lots of cowboy boots
But liked high heels the best.
And did you know that old King Kong
(A hairy, huge gorilla)

Would put a bra and panties on
And pose before the mirror?

Fay Wray, on the other hand,
Well, she was the obscenest.
She wore string vests and boxer shorts
And had a nine inch penis.


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