GO WITH THE FLOW

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
As a change from my usual themes of nature, romance, cars,
animals etc., here is what you might call..erm...lavatory humour. If offended easily please look away now!
Mercifully, this is non-autobiographical.

Submitted: July 18, 2008

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GO WITH THE FLOW

My glasses fell in the toilet
As I was having a pee
I reached out in vain to catch them
And abandoned my aim, silly me!
My vision was now out of focus
And I fell on the slippery floor
Banging my head on the handle
And flushing the loo- premature!!
I put on a glove to retrieve them
It didn't quite turn out as planned
For now I am here in admissions
With a U-bend attached to my hand
So let me advise you with caution
As you stand in the fullness of flow
If gravity snatches your glasses
Don't put up a fight- let 'em go!!


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