MR SHORT

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A fictional character from my imagination. I think this must have been influenced by a mixture of cartoon characters in my subconscious!

Submitted: March 16, 2008

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MR SHORT

My name is Mr Short

There's not a lot of me,

People kneel to shake my hand

I'm only four foot three

But when it comes to business

I'm a giant of a man

They shout my name out daily

From the rooftops of Japan

I look out from my office

On the ninety second floor

My name is on a plate of gold

Right there upon the door

Which also bears the message

In a pre-recorded song

'Please knock and wait for Mr Short

He won't be very long'

I sent a thousand roses

To the lady in my life

She picked me up and kissed me

Now that lady is my wife

And thoughmy world is full of knees

My life is good you see

For whilst I may be half their size

The world looks up to me

I'm Mr Short, that's S.H.O.R.T.


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