THINGS TO EAT

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I have no fishing abilities whatsoever.To prove my point, the first and only time I caught anything was when I was about eight. Unfortunately, the object that emerged from the water was not a fish but a golf flag from a putting green. I figured that either this was an incredible coincidence, or there were hundreds of flags in the lake.

Submitted: February 16, 2008

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THINGS TO EAT

I stuck a stick in a steak

Kebabed it good and proper!

I took a hook from a Hake

Bagged it for me dinner!

I broke the yoke of an egg

Dipped me soldiers in it!

Pickin' me chicken leg

I left me bone to bin it!

 


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